Dearly beloved,
We gather here today to witness the demise of Melissa's mental state of health. We remember the life that she once had. The wit, the charm and the ability to make total sense before the unfortunate circumstance known as 'Last Honours semester'. Plagued by essays, deadlines, different citation styles and a silly dog, Melissa's mind eventually succumbed to the pressure and caved in. We do not gather today to grieve but to celebrate what Melissa's mind once was. She will continue to live well in other people's hearts. Let us now say a prayer for Melissa's brain. May she rest in eternal peace.
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